Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s Yorkie: Frankie
August 2, 2010
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Frankie: An Evil Genius Playing God with Human Genetics? Besides sharing superior and even “unfair” genetics, Miranda Kerr and her husband, Orlando Bloom, also share Frankie; a 5-pound militant Yorkshire Terrier. Sources say that the Yorkie has been instrumental in keeping the happy couple together, and has reduced the pair to a life of voluntary Yorkie-servitude.
As a conspiracy theorist, I might even hypothesize that Frankie brought the celebrity couple together in order to make a very attractive human baby. Although Frankie’s intent isn’t clear, “Eugenics” (the study and practice of selective breeding in humans) seems to be the motivation. Eugenics has frequently been practiced by dictators throughout history, and Frankie seems to be no exception.
Perhaps the evil Yorkie-genius will use the couple’s rich, attractive offspring as a pawn in his global plot of Yorkie world rule; or, perhaps he is just playing God with human genetics to amuse himself. Only time will tell.
Miranda Kerr; Unable to think for herself?
Bo Obama on Summer Vacation
July 21, 2010
The First Dog, Bo, joined the Obama family on their summer vacation in Bar Harbor Maine last week. Bo visited several local attractions with the Obamas including Bass Harbor Head Lighthouse, before returning to the White House on Sunday.
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Kelly Osbourne’s Dog Woody Dies
July 20, 2010
Sad news this week that Kelly Osbourne’s Dog, a Pomeranian named “Woody” has died unexpectedly.
It’s been an awful few days for Kelly, as she also recently announced her split from fiancee Luke Worrall. “My life just could not get any worst (sic) right now,” she tweeted. “I come home to find my dog woody is dead.”
Kelly was reportedly in Las Vegas for several days, celebrating a friend’s birthday and recovering from her breakup before returning to find the dog dead.
The dog was her second Pomeranian, (she got a Pom named, “Sid” last year as a birthday gift)and she got him just a few weeks ago from a breeder in West Virginia. She had traveled there to get a new dog for her dad, Ozzy, who lost a dog last year to a coyote.
Maltipoo – Celebrity Hybrid
July 20, 2010
Maltipoo Invasion – The Toyota Prius is no longer the hottest hybrid in Hollywood. Meet the Maltipoo; the unholy union of the Maltest and the Poodle that is hugely popular as an accessory among young celebrities right now.
This designer dog has dethroned the toy Chihuahua (Paris & Brittney popularized, and then ruined that trend) as the trendiest dog to tote around LA, as the list of Maltipoo owners keeps growing.
Some celebrity Maltipoo owners include: Ellen Degeneres, Ashley Tisdale (Blondie & Maui), Jessica Simpson (RIP Daisy), Michele Kwan (Ginseng), Blake Lively (Penny), Miley Cyrus (Sophie), Carmen Electra (Kiko), Vanessa Hudgens (Shadow), Rihanna (DJ) and more.
It isn’t known whether obtaining a Maltipoo is just a trend, or possibly something bigger; perhaps a well organized plot by the seemingly harmless breed to take over the world, starting with its most vain, insecure, and rich inhabitants: young female celebrities. Here is more shocking evidence of celebrities obeying the Maltipoo:
Maltipoo Controlling Miley Cyrus
Rihanna and her master
Blake Lively obeys the Maltipoo
Michelle Kwan dominated by Maltipoo
Heidi Montag Sulks With Dogs
July 16, 2010
Photo credit: Pacific Coast News
Heidi Montag recently dragged her two Maltipoo dogs Dolly (white, named for Dolly Parton) and Ninja (black & white, named for ninjas everywhere) into her well-publicized post-breakup photo shoot.
Like her breasts, the dogs have tripled in size since the couple brought them home just last fall. This photo was just one in a series of professional “boo-hoo, poor me” photos that the pouting Heidi had taken in Malibu just after breaking up with husband Pratt.
The dogs in happier times
If their divorce goest through, Heidi will reportedly keep the two dogs, as Spencer has expressed little interest in both dogs and children, noting that he is “just too busy” to own a dog.
Friends of the attention-starved couple wonder if their breakup is real, or just another publicity stunt. I think the dogs, for one, smell a rat.
Mischa Barton Lets the Dogs Out
February 23, 2010
Mischa Barton emerged from Byron & Tracey hair salon a blonde after getting her hair done on February 16th. Mischa was greeted by a crowd of photographers as she and her two dogs tried to make their way to her classic Cadillac convertible.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Doggie Gets a Pat from Amy Smart
February 23, 2010
Amy Smart poses with a passer-by’s fluffy white dog outside a Kiston store party in Los Angeles on February 18th.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Kelly Brook & Pug, Rocky
January 11, 2010
On Saturday, January 9th, Kelly Brook and her pet pug, Rocky, leave the Noel Coward Theater in London, following her final performance in the stage adaptation of “Calendar Girls”. The pedigree pooch was the 30-year-old model-turned-actress’s Christmas present from her rugby-playing boyfriend, Danny Cipriani.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Mariah Carey Dog Walks on Christmas Eve
December 29, 2009
Mariah Carey and her dog do some shopping in Aspen on Christmas Eve. Mariah went into a toy store and was looking at model cars with big rims. Maybe for husband, Nick Cannon?
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Daisy Lowe Takes Half-Brother, Kingston Rossdale & Dog Outside
December 14, 2009
Daisy Lowe (daughter of Gavin Rossdale and Pearl Lowe) goes for a stroll with Kingston Rossdale (son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin) in north London on December 10th.
Look how big little Kingston is (no clue on who’s dog this is, might be hers).
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