Don’t streak, get drunk or sleep outside at Olympics (Reuters)

July 31, 2008

A security guard stands in front of the Olympic rings at Tiananmen Square in Beijing July 29, 2008. REUTERS/Daniel AguilarReuters - Do not sleep outdoors to save money at the Olympics. It is banned to "maintain public hygiene and the cultured image of cities".


Pair stopped at 108 mph re-arrested at airport

July 31, 2008

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS BANGOR, Maine -- A man and woman who told troopers they were speeding to catch a flight when they were clocked driving 108 mph ended up in jail a second time - this time on cha...

Alleged thief stuck under trash bin for 12 hours (AP)

July 31, 2008

This handout photo released Thursday, July 31, 2008, by the Dillon County Sheriff's Office, shows the legs of a man who became stuck under a trash bin after what deputies called an attempted copper theft gone wrong. Gibson Cook, 56, was rescued from under a trash bin Wednesday. Deputies said he broke into a landfill Tuesday evening. (AP Photo/ Morning News via Dillon County Sheriff's Office)AP - A suspected thief trying to steal $10 worth of copper got himself into a stinky situation when he was trapped under a trash bin at a county landfill for 12 hours, sheriff's deputies said.


Texas border town faces skunk infestation

July 31, 2008

The residents of this border town are facing a stinky and growing problem these days: skunks. Eddie Ortega, the director of Del Rio's Community Health Service Center, said there's an unusually high nu...

Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money

July 31, 2008

A Bakersfield woman faces charges that she counterfeited money and identification cards after her 10-year-old son turned her in to authorities.According to Kern County Superior Court records, the boy ...

Golden retriever adopts tiger cubs at Kansas zoo

July 31, 2008

Golden retriever adopts 3 tiger cubs... 7 . Oh, my! Three tiger cubs at a Kansas zoo are getting some maternal care from an unlikely source -- Isabella the golden retriever..

Strange at home in big league

July 31, 2008

Strange bogeyed the first hole, but was extremely tidy after that as he fought back to shoot a two-under-par 68 in benign morning conditions at Firestone Country Club. “It seems to be a year of ...

More than 1,000 gallons of gas vanish from station

July 31, 2008

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS PELHAM MANOR, N.Y. -- Police say someone has stolen more than 1,000 gallons of gasoline from a station in New York's Westchester County. Authorities said Thursday that the gas ...

Bar bouncer turns away Wash. gov; she lacked ID

July 31, 2008

In this April 7, 2008 file photo, Washington Gov. Chris Gregoire speaks to supporters at a campaign rally in Auburn, Wash., after she announced her bid for re-election. Gregoire, 61, was turned away f...

9,000 Chinese couples to wed on lucky date

July 31, 2008

BEIJING — A record 9,000 couples plan to tie the knot here next Friday to celebrate the opening of the Olympic Games and to take advantage of the lucky date — 8/8/08.

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