Crazy Optical Illusion

July 30, 2007

Crazy Optical Illusion

cool optical illusion
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Submitted By: JimDawg
Tags: Awesome Illusions Cool Crazy Weird 
Categories: Art & Animation

Human Tetris

July 29, 2007

Human Tetris

I love Japanese game shows. Check out this hilarious game of human tetris. I wish they were as creative here in North America with the game shows. For a LOT more funny ass videos, jokes, and stories, go to www.ontigo.com now. Ontigio is updated multiple times a day, so we guarantee you will find something funny. If you like the video, help me out by going to www.ontigio.com and give a digg or stumble on our videos. Or just leave a comment! --Sent via http://heyspread.com
Ranked 4.32 / 5 | 32061 views | 13 comments

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Submitted By: ontigio
Tags: Japanese Human Tetris Games Show Competitors Weird Shapes Holes Funny Hilarious Crazy Clips Humor Laughs Cool Extreme Stupid Insane Accidents Heyspread 
Categories: Comedy

Funny Wooden Spoon Prank

July 25, 2007

Funny Wooden Spoon Prank

ouch !! that cheating !!
Ranked 4.19 / 5 | 33220 views | 8 comments

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Submitted By: ratevideo
Tags: Funny Joke Comedy Prank Show Time Laugh Just Blooper Cheat Team Tag Trick Magic Weird Dumb Stupid Gu 
Categories: Entertainment Cool Commercials

Ben Dova – The Drunk Daredevil

July 24, 2007

Ben Dova was born in Strasbourg on March 14, 1905 as Joseph Späh. After immigrating to the United States, as a young man, he took an interest in vaudeville and became quite an adept acrobat and contortionist.

Ben Dova was perhaps best known for his signature ‘convivial inebriate’ act. His act consisted of Dova playing a quirky drunkard. He would swaggeringly stagger out onto the stage, dressed in a rumpled top hat and wrinkled tails, and would feign falling into the audience while perform wonderfully limber moves. It appeared to the audience as though Ben Dova would topple at any moment and he teased such a disaster, only to steady himself and proceed. He would search, for a comical length of time, through his pockets for a cigarette which was in his mouth during the entire time. Then, at this point, he would climb a street lamp to light his cigarette.

While perched atop the lamp the lamp would begin to sway back and forth, eventually to an alarming degree. Dova would hold on and begin an astounding acrobatic routine heighten by his seemingly intoxicated state.

To some, Dova’s act was comedic and entertaining fluff, however in 1933 that all changed. For the benefit of American newsreels Ben Dova performed his act atop New York’s 56 storey Chanin Building with no net, no wires and no camera tricks. Theatre audiences were terrified by what they saw and genuinely feared for Dova’s personal safety. Fainting at the sight of the newsreel was documented.

Here, in all its unbelievable glory is the great Ben Dova performing atop the Chanin Building.

Dova’s remarkable survivability did not stop there. On May 3rd, 1937 he was a passenger aboard the ill-fated airship The Hindenburg. He survived the disaster by climbing out a window and dangling until the airship was close enough to the ground to execute an acrobatic tumble. Physically he suffered only a sprained ankle in the ordeal but long after the disaster, many people wrongfully fingered Dova as a saboteur.

Dova continued performing his ‘convivial inebriate’ act well into the 1970’s before retiring to simple acting jobs. His most notable role was opposite Laurence Olivier in the 1976 film Marathon Man.

Ben Dova eventually succumbed to old age in September of 1986. He had lived his long life as a successful entertainer, daredevil and survivor.

image: Watch Ben Dova defy death atop New York's Chanin Building on Youtube.

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Sarah Biffen – The Limbless Artisan

July 19, 2007

Frank ‘Cannonball’ Richards – Human Punching Bag

July 12, 2007

The pain proof man has existed in one form or another for centuries. From Fakirs walking on hot coals, to persons of extraordinary physiology like the great Mirin Dajo, to persons driving nails deep into their various facial orifices. However few individuals have captured the imagination of the modern pop culture audience than The Amazing Frank ‘Cannonball’ Richards.

In 1932 ‘Cannonball’ Richards exploded onto the vaudeville entertainment scene with his remarkable act and his bombastic belly. Frank's claim to fame was his seemingly ironclad gut and his act consisted of little more that taking heavy blows to his belly.

However, these were no gentle taps. Richards subjected his belly to physical abuse that would put the average man into hospitalized traction for days – if not weeks.

Richards began his strange journey into belly abuse by allowing his friends to punch him in the gut. His perceived imperviousness to the trauma prompted him to take the act a step further until, eventually, he was enduring and absorbing body blows from heavyweight boxing champion Jack Dempsey.

‘Cannonball’ Richards steadily increased the level of distress he subjected his belly too. He soon allowed spectators to jump on his stomach. Following that he allowed himself to be struck by a two-by-four and then, later, he was able to endure repeated sledgehammer blows. From all reports and records, there were no gimmicks at work during these performances.

Finally, in a feat that ‘Cannonball’ Richards would forever be remembered for, Richards took to being shot in the belly with a cannonball.

It is important to note, however, that ‘Cannonball’ Richards used a spring-loaded cannon to fire his cannonball. But equally, the velocity at which the ball traveled was still beyond the limits of sanity and would likely have killed or severely injured an average man.

The image of this feat, performed twice daily during his time of greatest popularity, remains a near iconic photograph demonstrating the extremes possible in physical pain tolerance. It is also regarded, incorrectly, and the epitome of stupidity and ultimate example of a fame without talent or ability. So much so that during its the seventh season an episode of The Simpsons animated television series the idiotic and chronically tallentless Homer Simpson is hired into a traveling freak show, to be shot by cannonballs in the stomach.

It is a shame that most modern audiences have not realized the dedication and daredevil spirit required to perform the stunts Cannonball Richards performed. So unique was his ability that no comparable act has existed since.

You can view 'Cannonball' Richards performing his unique act right here.

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Weird Doggy

July 10, 2007

Weird Doggy

Funny Animals
Ranked 4.18 / 5 | 7089 views | 3 comments

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Submitted By: Tlgklik
Tags: Comedy Stupid Prank Crazy Joke People Hot Sexy Dance No Xxx Porno Sex Japanese Spanish Latest News 
Categories: Comedy Entertainment

Weird Al Yankovic – “Canadian Idiot” Hockey Follies

July 10, 2007

Weird Al Yankovic - "Canadian Idiot" Hockey Follies

Hey don't look at me, I did't say it, Weird Al did! I love canada, and ice hockey, and I especially love hockey bloopers, which is what this video is all a-boot, thanks for watching.
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Submitted By: turtel
Tags: Weird Al Yankovic Hocky Bloopers Canada Green Day Canadian Idiot 
Categories: Comedy Sports

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